No, not the confrontation between the one-time reserve infielder and goofball teammate Rey Ordonez.

Luis Ayala is indeed in uniform No. 56. Not clear is what jersey they give to Juan Lopez, identified on the Mets’ roster as the “bullpen pitcher” — as low a rung of coachdom I will recognize here. So like they tell terrified passengers on the subway: If You See Something, Say Something.

Eddie Kunz was demoted to make room for Ayala, you probably knew that already too.