Always a bummer when one of your key guys breaks his back, but what's Jason Bay's excuse? His failure to put the ball in play last night loomed large in a revolting 2-1 extra inning home loss to the Marlins last night that was followed by the announcement that two additional culprits -- noodle-batted reserve infielder Chin-lung Hu, and hopeless relief hack Ryota Igarashi -- would be headed to Class AAA Buffalo. I know it's impossible and counterproductive, but I'd send Bay there with them just to punish him. In a bus.
Recalled to take the places of Hu and Igarshi are Ruben Tejada and Pedro Beato, respectively. Tejada was with the Mets last season assigned No. 11; Beato will retake the No. 27 he wore earlier this year.
As for David Wright, he has a broken back requiring at least a few weeks of rest. Met officials say it's likely he'll hit the disabled list today and be replaced on the roster by perpetual tourist Nick Evans and his trusty No. 6 jersey.
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